Cutthroat Island (2 Player)

Game based on a movie. Games based on movies = AUTOMATIC SUCK! (though, some games based on movies were done right, like Super Star Wars.)

Don't know anything about the plot (never watched the movie).

I iz Player 1. Bro am Player 2. Secret treasures NOT found (found out late.) Played on Swordplay controls. Learned moves not really used because it is hard to trigger.
No skills involved.

Excerpt from our (well, bro's) ordeal:
Me: "We beat it!"
Bro: "Stupid game."
Me: "Bro! We beat it!"
Bro: "Stupid game."

He doesn't like this game. I'm going to try to get him to do the Genesis version with me. Yes, I am that evil.